Pirates on the island Three castaways - Arthur, Claude, and Oki - were stranded on an island for three days after their plane crashed. Together, they've been gathering food, water, and firewood in order to survive until help arrives. Then one day, Arthur was hurriedly running back into the other two. "Hurry," he said to them. "Hide yourselves. There are pirates on the island!" "Pirates?" asked Claude. "Don't be silly. They've been gone a long time ago." "No, really," insisted Arthur. "Let's hide before the pirates spot us!" "Okay, let's hide," said Oki. And all three of them hid behind a dense bush, waiting for the pirates to pass by. They heard leaves rustling. Footsteps coming closer. Finally, the pirate captain passed by. "DVDs, DVDs, get your brand new DVDs here!" he kept on yelling while carrying a crate full of bootleg DVDs.
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