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Claude the hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the hypnotist explained: ""I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."" The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. ""I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth wh

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Claude The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." Said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I wan

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A hypnotist at a senior home... It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and c

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