#arnold-palmer

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it.

"If life hands me lemons I'll be an Arnold Palmer." - Ice T

Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I'm very very sorry

did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona

Jesus and Paul are playing golf Jesus hits his ball out into the middle of a water hazzard. He walks on the water and hits the ball to within a couple of feet of the cup. The greens keeper walks up to Paul and says ""who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?"" Paul replies ""no, he think's he's Arnold Palmer""

Moses and Jesus decide to play golf. First hole is a par 4, fairly straight but there's a pond that stretches from the front of the tee to a spot about 200 yards down the fairway. Jesus pulls a 4-iron out of his bag and steps up to the tee. Moses can't believe it. ""A 4-iron? Are you nuts? You can't clear the water with that!"" Jesus waves him off ""Chill. Arnold Palmer has done it a hundred times."" He tees off and the ball goes 175 yards; right into the pond. Moses sighs, parts the water, and …

In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)

Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated.

Arnold Palmer (RIP) joke Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf. They come to a tee where the hole is on an island. Moses says, ""You gonna use a wood?"" Jesus says,"" No, Arnold Palmer would use a 9 iron."" Jesus does so, and his ball goes in the water. So he starts walking across the water to get his ball. Another group comes up and asks Moses, ""Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"" ""No, says Moses, ""He thinks he's Arnold Palmer""

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly

Jesus and Saint Peter are playing a round of golf... They approach a par four that bends left around a small pond then straight to the green. Saint Peter decides to play it safe and hit to the turn then layup to the green. Jesus then tees up and looks left over the pond toward the green. JC:""What do you think Peter? Think I can make it to the green in one over the pond""? SP: lol Mac:""Well what would Arnold Palmer do?"" SP: ""Well, Arnold Palmer would make it on in one with his 7 iron from her…

Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?

""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter.""

A nice young black guy was seated by the host at a local diner and was waiting for a server to bring him the menu. Soon a smiling server came to the table with an Arnold Palmer and sat it before the nice young black guy. ""Hello sir, I'm Tom and I'll be your waiter today! I know you'll be starting off with an Arnold Palmer with plenty of refills later, but what else can I get for you?"" The black guy looked at the waiter confused and replied, ""Actually I need to see a menu first and I don't lik…

I accidentally ordered a ""Robert Palmer"" instead of an ""Arnold Palmer"" and now there is a sullen waitress dancing behind me. Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love

So Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf... They walk up to par three with water in front, and Jesus looks to Moses and asks, ""What club do you think we should use?"" Moses thinks a moment and replies, ""Well Arnold Palmer used a 7 iron last time he was there, guess that puts us at about a 5 iron."" Jesus scoffs. ""If Arnold can reach with a 7, I can reach with a 7."" He lines up his shot and proceeds to launch the ball directly into the lake. ""Told you,"" said Moses. He then lined up a …

Did you know Ice-T has a half-brother? His name is Arnold Palmer.

An amateur golfer playing in his first tournament was delighted when a beautiful girl came up to him after the round and suggested he come over for a while. The fellow was a bit embarrassed to explain that he really couldn't stay all night but that he'd be glad to come over for a while. Twenty minutes later they were in he bed making love. When it was over, he got out of bed and started getting dressed. ""Hey,"" called the girl from beneath the covers, ""where do you think you're going? Arnold P…

Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf... Once upon a time Jesus and Moses were playing golf. This course had a particularly difficult hole, and Moses expressed his doubts that Jesus could make the shot over the water. "Watch this, Moses, I think I can do it," exclaimed Jesus. "I've seen Arnold Palmer make this shot, Golf Swing and if Arnold Palmer can do it, then so can I." Moses rolled his eyes and let Jesus try. Sure enough, the ball splashed into the water. Moses parted the wa…