So Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf... They walk up to par three with water in front, and Jesus looks to Moses and asks, ""What club do you think we should use?"" Moses thinks a moment and replies, ""Well Arnold Palmer used a 7 iron last time he was there, guess that puts us at about a 5 iron."" Jesus scoffs. ""If Arnold can reach with a 7, I can reach with a 7."" He lines up his shot and proceeds to launch the ball directly into the lake. ""Told you,"" said Moses. He then lined up a …