#adam-she

Three nuns die and end up at the gates of Heaven. St Peter says that before they can enter, they must first each answer a question. To the first he asks ""who were the first humans?"" She says ""Adam and Eve"" and he lets her in. To the second he asks ""where did they live?"" She says ""In the garden of Eden"" and she too is admitted. Then he asks the third, ""what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"" She replies ""My goodness that's a hard one"" - and he opens the gate and lets her in.

Another three nuns die in a car crash St. Peter confronts them at the gates of heaven. ""Sisters, welcome! You are devote, except for that bingo hall incident."" The sisters hold their heads low in silent acknowledgment. Peter continues, ""So, you must be held accountable for your transgression. I will give you a test of Bible knowledge, but because your lives were... mostly... guilt free, it will be an easy one."" The nuns nod in agreement. To the first, ""who was the first man?"" ""That's easy…

Heard this at bible camp some years ago Three nuns are praying to God one day, and God actually answers back. He says "I'm going to ask each of you a question and if you answer correctly you will go to heaven." So he asks the first nun, "who was the first man on earth?" She thinks for a minute and answers, "Adam." Bells and chimes ring and she goes up to heaven. Then he asks the second nun, "who was the first woman on earth?" She thinks for minute and answers, "Eve." Bells and chimes ring and s…