A mid 30's guy is grocery shopping, and a 20 something blonde catches his eye. She looks very familiar, but he can't remember where he met her. When they moved closer, she said to him, ""Hi - I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy freaks out. He says, ""I've only cheated on my wife 3 times - in Vegas 5 years ago, in Orlando 4 years ago, and in Seattle 3 years ago. You look familiar, but I just can't remember. Who are you?"" She says, ""I'm your son's Sunday school teacher.""

It's contagious A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. ""Carl,"" she says. Carl says, ""My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps 'cause they're contagious."" ""Very good,"" says the teacher. Then she picks Suzie, who says, ""The atmosphere was contagious."" The teacher says, ""Excellent, Suzie!"" Then she notices that littl…

A guy is grocery shopping when he sees a beautiful blonde, who smiles and waves at him. She stops to talk to him, and he can't remember who she is. Instead of faking it, he fesses up and says, ""Hi - you look really familiar, but I don't remember how I know you."" She responds, ""My name is Taylor, and I think you're the father of one of my children."" The guy's mind reels with shock, and he thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. He asks, ""Were you the dancer at my batchelo…

A girl comes home from school... She tells her mother, ""Mommy, today we started first grade and the teacher asked us to count to 20 and I counted to 100! Is it because I'm blonde?"" ""Yes dear it's because you're blonde"" says the mother happily. The girl comes home the next day and announces, ""Mommy, the teacher taught us the letter C and I could say until the letter Z! Is it because I'm blonde?"" ""Yes dear, it's because you're blonde"" the mother answers proudly. Thd next day the girl comes…