A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple punk rocker Mohawk hair, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing was admitted to the ER. It was quickly determined she had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery. When completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . ""Keep off the grass"". Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a note above the incision; ""Sorry we had to mow the lawn"".
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