#yukon

A guy goes up to the Yukon and wants to hear some old Gold Rush stories.... so he goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any old stories. Bartender says ""you best ask old Ned."" and indicates towards a man sitting in the corner in a wheelchair. Old Ned is wizened with a long scraggly beard. He has a comforter across his knees as he nurses his beer. ""Hey, are you old Ned? "" ""Yep"" "" I hear you may have some stories about the Gold rush..."" ""Oh sure"" says Ned. ""I remember one t…

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no…

Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut.

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!

A bear lives up in the Yukon.... and has some holidays coming to him, he decides to travel down to BC. His first stop in a small town he heads into a bar, and orders himself a cold one. The bartentender apologizes, but explains that its unlawful to sell liquor to wild animals. The bear slams his paw down and tells the server that he will eat one of the patrons if he doesnt get his beverage The bartender asks the bear to reconsider, but re iterates - ""It's illegal to sell beer to bears in bars i…

How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 4. Stop off at the third floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concent…

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

My friend claims Yukon is his favorite Canadian Territory But I’m having Nunavut

A guy goes up to the Yukon and wants to hear some old Gold Rush stories.... so he goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any old stories. Bartender says ""you best ask old Ned."" and indicates towards a man sitting in the corner in a wheelchair.