A guy goes up to the Yukon and wants to hear some old Gold Rush stories.... so he goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any old stories. Bartender says ""you best ask old Ned."" and indicates towards a man sitting in the corner in a wheelchair. Old Ned is wizened with a long scraggly beard. He has a comforter across his knees as he nurses his beer. ""Hey, are you old Ned? "" ""Yep"" "" I hear you may have some stories about the Gold rush..."" ""Oh sure"" says Ned. ""I remember one time, I was panning for gold, and a thought I heard a rustling sound behind me. So I turn around and standing there was a 10 foot polar bear and it went RROWRRRL!!!, and I just shit myself."" The man said, ""well, gosh Ned, that could happen to anyone with a 10 foot polar bear right beside them."" ""No, I just shit myself making that ""rrrowrrl"" sound.""