Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut.

A guy goes up to the Yukon and wants to hear some old Gold Rush stories.... so he goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he knows any old stories. Bartender says ""you best ask old Ned."" and indicates towards a man sitting in the corner in a wheelchair. Old Ned is wizened with a long scraggly beard. He has a comforter across his knees as he nurses his beer. ""Hey, are you old Ned? "" ""Yep"" "" I hear you may have some stories about the Gold rush..."" ""Oh sure"" says Ned. ""I remember one t…

I tried telling him to stop eating Canadian provinces But he's having Nunavut

My Socials Teacher just posted this long Potato Pun A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots Yam said not to worry, no…