#york

I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times

whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men

Hilary Clinton is pregnant.... Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: ""How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! Howcould you? ? !!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, …

The Flying Scotsman Alex Salmond's colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him, so an official went to the National Railway Museum at York to investigate the possibilities. ""There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names,"" a consultant told the official, but they are mostly freight locomotives."" ""Oh dear, a freight locomotive is not very fitting for a party leader,"" said Sir Humphrey. ""How about that big green one, over there?"" he sai…

When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup...

A Texan while visiting Toronto found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan asked the cab driver ""What's that building there?"" ""That's the Royal York Hotel"" replied the cabbie. ""The Royal York? How long did it take to build that?"" asked the Texan. ""About 12 years"" replied the cabbie. ""12 years? We build 'em twice as high twice as wide and four times as long down in Texas and we do that in six months."" A while later the cab …

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!

What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times

Two Poles were walking down a street in New York City when a sign in a shop window caught their eye. The sign said: "Suits $10, Pants $5, Shirts $4." "Hey," said one to the other, "we could clean up at these prices! We could buy all the clothes from this place and sell them at a vast profit back home in Buffalo." "It sounds like a great idea," agreed the other Pole. "There's just one thing, though. They might try and con us if they think we're Polish, so when we go into the shop I'll put on my b…