#wayne-rooney

Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne""

Wayne Rooney walks into a shop He sees a shiny silver thermos flask that he has never seen before, so he finds a shop assistant and asks him, ""what is this used for?"" the shop assistant replies, ""it is used to keep hot things hot and cold things cold"". Wayne Rooney buys it and takes it to training the next day. Alex Ferguson sees Rooney carrying his thermos flask and asks, ""what you got there Rooney"". to which Rooney replies, ""Oh this, it's brilliant; it's used to keep hot things hot and …

Luis Suarez has confessed he had planned on biting Wayne Rooney. However,he also said he doesn't like the taste of shit.

Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,""How about an autograph mate?"" ""Sure."" He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.

Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp.. Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first one picks it up and a genie comes out! "England fans?!" says the genie, puzzled at how they made it to the world cup.. "Well I guess you get one wish each like everyone else. What do you choose?" The first England fan blurts out, "Rooney! I want Wayne Rooney to break his World Cup curse and finally score!" "Done" says the genie. The s…