Three England fans on their way to the world cup fin a magic lamp.. Three England fans on their way to the world cup find a magic lamp on the road, the first o

I really want to make a joke about Luis Suarez but I don't want to upset Liverpool fans.F*ck it. Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt? Because he lives in Liverpool.

Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,""How about an autograph mate?"" ""Sure."" He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gav

Luis Suarez is to appear in the next Star Wars film. He'll play Chewbacca's brother, Chewshoulder.