#tracy

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. Tracy said, ""I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."" Cathy giggled and confessed, ""I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."" Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, ""Say, what do you call your husband?"" Dawn frowned and said, ""The postman."" ""Why the postman?"" asked Cathy. ""Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wro…

My Private Part Died An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hangi…

""How was your golf game dear?"" asked Jack's wife Tracy. ""Well I was hitting pretty well but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."" ""You're seventy-five years old Jack!"" admonished his wife. ""Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"" ""But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore"" protested Jack. ""Yes but he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you"" Tracy pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and …

What do you call a girl who cheats on her art assignment? Tracy

Two old people playing golf "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. ​ "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." ​ "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" ​ "But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. ​ "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out. &#x2…

What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy