Two old people playing golf
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
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"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
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"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
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"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.
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"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.
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