Two old people playing golf "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. ​ "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went." ​ "But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" ​ "But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. ​ "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out. ​ The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack. ​ "Yup," Scott answered. ​ "Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. ​ "I forgot."