A disgruntled animator for Wallace and Gromit quit his job... A disgruntled animator for Wallace and Gromit quit his job. He took people away from the company with him and decided to protest the terrible treatment and wasteful use of the clay the company used. He taught principles of peaceful protests and even wrote a list of points against the company for his followers to use as reasoning for their strike. When he heard that a group of his supporters had been arrested for disruptive behavior at

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My Private Part Died An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hangi

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Come And Visit Often Pardon Me For Not Getting Up - I Feel Like Lying Down Gone Fishing - Permanently Don't Come In Yet - Wait Til Later Now Is Not The Time To Ask Me Again There Is Always Lots Of Room Here If You Can't Say Anything Nice About Me Then Leave Forever A Mess I Must Confess In The Beginning I Was Small, Now I Am Nothing At All If You Can't Beat 'Em, You'll Join Them Here The Only Regrets I Have Are Those Things I Didn't Do Time Waits For No One But I Wouldn't Have Minded A Bit Of A

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