#town-no

I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much

Popemobile pulled over... So Pope Francis was on his tour of the world, when he came to US. As he was walking out of his grand hotel and getting into the popemobile, he turned to his driver and said ""You know, I haven't had a chance to drive in years. Ever since before I was a cardinal. Would you mind if I took the car for a spin? It would help me feel young again!"" The driver, being devoted and willing to do anything for the pope agreed, but asked where he should ride if His Holiness was goin…

Backpacking in Australia, a young Englishman found himself with time to kill in a remote outback town before the next leg of his journey. With over two hours until his bus was due, he decided to call into the town's only hotel for a beer and something to eat. As he walked in, every head at the bar turned to stare out the stranger. The silence was deafening until one of the regulars stood up and announced: "I hope you're not a pervert, because perverts aren't welcome in this town." "No," said the…