Popemobile pulled over... So Pope Francis was on his tour of the world, when he came to US. As he was walking out of his grand hotel and getting into the popemobile, he turned to his driver and said ""You know, I haven't had a chance to drive in years. Ever since before I was a cardinal. Would you mind if I took the car for a spin? It would help me feel young again!"" The driver, being devoted and willing to do anything for the pope agreed, but asked where he should ride if His Holiness was going to be driving. ""Hop in the back, and let me be your driver for this trip!"" Laughing nervously, the chauffer agreed and hopped in the back of the Mercedes. The pope cranked it up and zoomed away, not accounting for the horsepower in the Mercedes engine. Down the road, Officer Murray was enjoying his first day on the job and sees a white Mercedes zoom by, cutting lanes, and making an illegal left hand turn. Excitedly, he turns on his lights and prepares for his first traffic stop. Calling in the stop, he walks up to the driver's window, hand on his holstered weapon and ready for anything. Stopping short of the window, with his ""Driver's license and registration please!"" ready on his lips, he freezes and slowly backs away. He reaches for his radio and calls his superior: ""Um...Sarge? We have a problem. I think I pulled over a VIP!"" ""Murray? What did you do now. Did you pull over the mayor!?!"" ""No Sarge...bigger!"" ""Nobody told me the governor was in town!"" ""No Sarge...even MORE VIP!"" ""What? A foreign dignitary?? THE PRESIDENT?!?!"" ""Sarge...I honestly don't know who it is...but he has the POPE driving for him!!""