Percy Penguin is driving across the arctic when suddenly his car grinds to a halt. Fortunately he is close to a town so he takes it to a Murray, the Moose Mechanic. Take a walk round town Percy, says Murray, I'll take a look at it. 30 minutes later Percy comes back. Well, says Murray, it looks like you've blown a seal. No no no, that's just ice-cream...
A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpract
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?""
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer... ...the bartender says,""You know, there's a drink named after you."" The grasshopper replies, ""There's a
With Murray testing free agency maybe the cowboys should pick up both Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson on the cheap! They would be a good one two punch!
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