#timothy

[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition.

Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy.

A man and his blind dog An old, retired coach is walking his blind dog and a couple walk by and ask to pet the dog, They inquire about the dog's name and he replies, ""Timothy."" ""What a strange name for a dog,"" the lady exclaimed. The coach, without skipping a beat replied, ""Well, there's no 'eye' in Tim""

A grieving widow is speaking to a funeral director... and is admiring her dead husband's body in the casket. ""Oh Mr. Graham, you've done such a lovely job with my dear Timothy. He really does look comfortable. At peace even. But one thing?"" ""Yes Mrs. Stewart?"" ""Would you please put him in his black suit? He always preferred it."" ""Of course Mrs. Stewart. Anything for dear Tim."" So the director went back into the mortician's room and spoke with the attendant. ""Hey Ralph, could you go swit…

The dangers of easy money [long] Timothy was always a bright man. He always excelled in his studies

Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?,"Edward asked. ""No why?"" Timothy asks back

Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people? Edward asked. "No, why?" Timothy asks back