A grieving widow is speaking to a funeral director... and is admiring her dead husband's body in the casket. ""Oh Mr. Graham, you've done such a lovely job with my dear Timothy. He really does look comfortable. At peace even. But one thing?"" ""Yes Mrs. Stewart?"" ""Would you please put him in his black suit? He always preferred it."" ""Of course Mrs. Stewart. Anything for dear Tim."" So the director went back into the mortician's room and spoke with the attendant. ""Hey Ralph, could you go switch the heads on two and four please?"" Source: http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/funeral.html Also Jimmy Carr Standup