#iss

[meeting aboard the ISS space station] Capt: all personnel are-David sit down please Me trying to open a window cos it's stuffy: in a minute

on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around.

They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition.

An astronaut returns from working in the ISS, and his friends and family all want to know what it was like in space. At his welcome back barbeque, he talked about the different foods he ate, how he bathed, and other quirks of living without gravity. The party quieted down, and one of his friends approached to ask the question everybody wanted to know, but nobody wanted to ask. ""Didn't you have time to jack off up there? Was it any different there?"" The astronaut pauses for a second before resp…

To smell good while aboard the ISS, astronauts wear ... Old Space.

Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where.

Communication between NASA and the stuck astronauts on the ISS has been leaked NASA: "So we got two options for you. Option A is you get on a spacecraft by The Boeing Company or ..." Astronauts: "B!!! Oh god B!!! Please B."

An astronaut makes coffee It's an astronaut's first day on the ISS and he's making himself a cup of coffee. He says to a colleague: "Huh I can't find the milk" And the other astronaut replies: "In space no one can, here, use cream"

What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut.