#susies

One my grandmother told me . . . Little Susie's mother was sending her to the corner grocery store. ""Ask for a pound of dried peas,"" she said. ""And don't forget to ask Mr. Jones how his wife is feeling. She had a bad fall last week."" So Little Susie walks to the grocery repeating to herself, ""A pound of dried peas, and how is your wife feeling? A pound of dried peas and how is your wife feeling?"" So she finally gets to the grocery store and goes up to Mr. Jones behind the counter. ""Well h…

Legs up in the Air One day little Susie went into her back yard and found her dog Muffles lying dead with its legs up in the air. She asked, "Daddy, Daddy why is Muffles legs in the air?" Thinking quickly, her dad replied, "This way Jesus can come down and take Muffles to heaven easier." The next day when Susie's dad came home she ran up to him and said, "Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today." Flustered, her father said, "Honey what happened?" And Susie said, "Well Mommy's legs were up in the…

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old... but they just know they are in love. One day, they decide they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, 'my Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.' Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, 'Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?' Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies,…