#little-susie

Helpful Daughter Little Susie, a six year old , complained:""Mother, I've got a stomach ache."" ""That's because our stomach is empty"", the mother replied. ""You would feel better if you had something in it."" That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up: "" That's because it's empty"", she said. ""You'd feel better if you had something in it.""

A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated. All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said, ""I'm going to tell my mommy and daddy what you're teaching us!"" The teacher didn't answer her and asked the class again, ""What part of the body grows 10 times its size when stimulated?"" Little Susie began to turn red in the face and said, ""My parents are going to tell the principal and have you fired!"" Again, the teacher i…

Little Johnny is in English class... And the teacher calls on the class. ""Who can give me an example of a sentence using the word, 'Definitely'?"" Little Susie raises her hand, ""The sky is definitely blue."" ""Very good,"" replies the teacher, ""but when it's nighttime the sky is black, and when it's raining the sky is grey. Anyone else?"" Little Timmy raises his hand,""Grass is definitely green."" ""Very good,"" the teacher again replies, ""But Kentucky has blue grass and grass turns brown as…

Little Susie goes to the doctor... Little Susie goes to the doctor. Doctor puts a stethoscope on her back and says, ""Ok now, big breathes."" Susie says, ""I know! And I'm only 12!""

Old chemistry groaner. The teacher was giving her class an oral test. First she asked Little Susie: ""What's Al2O3?"" Susie: ""Alumina!"" The teacher said, ""Correct!"", then turned to Little Johnny and asked, ""Johnny, now, can you tell me what's Fe2O3?"" Johnny: ""Uh ... Philomena?""

Little Susie came home from school one day and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother asked ""How did you do that, Little Susie?"" Little Susie said ""I was walking home from school when a man offered me $5 to climb a pole!"" Her mother was appalled and said ""Little Susie, don't do that! That man just wanted to get a look at your underwear!"" The next day, Little Susie came home from school and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother angrily said ""Little Susie! What did I …

One my grandmother told me . . . Little Susie's mother was sending her to the corner grocery store. ""Ask for a pound of dried peas,"" she said. ""And don't forget to ask Mr. Jones how his wife is feeling. She had a bad fall last week."" So Little Susie walks to the grocery repeating to herself, ""A pound of dried peas, and how is your wife feeling? A pound of dried peas and how is your wife feeling?"" So she finally gets to the grocery store and goes up to Mr. Jones behind the counter. ""Well h…

A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated. All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said