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Engineer in Hell An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy. One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: ""Hey buddy, how's it goin down there in hell?"" Satan snickered back, ""Things are going great actually. We've got air conditioning,…

Laughter From the Pearly Gates An engineer dies and presents himself at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets And escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy One day, God calls Satan and says: ""…

A Little Known Fact About Heaven and Hell (My old coach used to tell me this joke all the time) There is a little known fact about Heaven and Hell. When they were created, God built a fence between them. God and Satan agreed that they would both keep their sides of the fence in good shape. Time went by and God upheld his side of the deal, but Satan let his side of the fence crumble into disuse. God had enough of this and went to Saint Peter. ""Saint Peter, I want to sue Satan for not upholding h…

An Engineer in Hell An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan and says: ""So, how are t…

An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, ""Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."" So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming…

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So, the engineer reports to the gates of Hell, and checks in. After a few days, the engineer becomes very dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and decides to do something about it. He designs and builds many improvements, and pretty soon they have air conditioning, flushing toilets, and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan, on the telep…

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designingand building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning andflush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,""So, how's it going down there in hell?"" Satan replies, ""Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning andflush toilets and escalators, and …

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and …