#spain

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan

What do you call a trip to Spain gone horribly wrong? A Spain in the ass.

Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid

A couple who holidayed regularly in Spain spent many of their days apart because he was a sun worshipper whereas she always stayed in the shade. So at lunchtimes she would sit in their hotel room with a sandwich while he sat outside a local bar and enjoyed a few beers. One lunchtime he stayed away a little longer than usual and when he returned to the room, she was furious. "Where have you been?" she moaned. "I've been dying of thirst here. What do you think I am, a bloody camel?" "Why didn't yo…

A husband and wife in their late twenties were on vacation in Spain at the same hotel as an attractive blonde. The husband was flirting with the blonde, much to his wife's annoyance. One day while the three were sitting around the hotel pool watching the children splashing about, the blonde said: "I love kids." "We'll get on really well then," said the husband. "Why?" asked the blonde. "Is it because you have got children?" "No," said the wife. "It's because he's hung like a four-yearold."

A woman gave her two sons to different families for adoption. One goes to an Egyptian family and called Adjo. The second child goes to Spain and is called Juan. Many years later, Juan sends his mother a photo of himself. She turns to her sister saying that she wished that she had a photo of her other son. The sister responded, “Hey, they are identical twins. If you have seen Juan, you have seen Adjo!”