#sir-galahad

And you think the queen isn't to be blamed? King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard wa…

The Knights of the Round Table are sharing stories Sir Lancelot is speaking: So, dear sirs, I was fighting this dragon with three heads. I chopped one head off, it grew two more. I chopped two off, it grew two more. I chopped three off, it grew five more. I chopped one off, it grew none. I chopped one off, it grew three more. Sir Galahad interjects: So how did it end? Well, after chopping for half an hour, I still could see no pattern there.

[Request] Drinking or medieval jokes. Super bonus if both. They can certainly be offensive. I'll start. Going on a medieval pub crawl and offensive and/or drinking jokes get you to the head of the line at each bar. I'm hoping you can keep me in the front and my fellow crawlers entertained. But this is r/jokes, so here's ~~one~~ two to get us started: A king was preparing to ride off on a quest. Before he leaves, he locks up the queen with a chastity belt and calls in his most trusted knight and …

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place, which made it basically useless. ""This is no good, Merlin!"" the King exclaimed, ""Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I'm on a long quest?"" ""Ah, sire, just observe, "" said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He ins…

It's my cake day, thought I'd share my favorite joke I like to tell King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him to come back in a week. …

King Arthur King Arthur was preparing to go out on an adventure and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. But King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to see Merlin to see if he had a solution. Merlin, the wizard, said he doesn't have anything now but to come back next week, he might have something for him then. A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was sho…

The great wizard Merlin was showing King Arthur his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" exclaimed the king. "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect Queen Guinevere?" "Observe, sire," said Merlin. He then picked up one of his old wands and inserted it in the chastity belt's gaping aperture. As he did so, a small guillotine blade came down and sliced the wand in two. "Merlin, you are a…