King Arthur King Arthur was preparing to go out on an adventure and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. But King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to see Merlin to see if he had a solution. Merlin, the wizard, said he doesn't have anything now but to come back next week, he might have something for him then. A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening.. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen!?" "Ah, sire, but observe." said Merlin as he grabbed a nearby wand. He then inserted it in the gaping hole of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. "Merlin, you are a genius!" said King Arthur, "Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting Queene Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an inspection. Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or mangled in some way. Everyone except for Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad," exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!" But Sir Galahad was speechless.