The great wizard Merlin was showing King Arthur his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" exclaimed the king. "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect Queen Guinevere?" "Observe, sire," said Merlin. He then picked up one of his old wands and inserted it in the chastity belt's gaping aperture. As he did so, a small guillotine blade came down and sliced the wand in two. "Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch. "Now I can depart on my expedition to find the Holy Grail, safe in the knowledge that my dear queen is fully protected." After putting Guinevere in the belt, King Arthur set off on his great adventure. It was six long years before he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all of his knights in the courtyard and ordered them to drop their pants so that he could see whether any had violated Guinevere in his absence. Sure enough, every one of his knights had been amputated in some way – all except Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad," beamed King Arthur, throwing his arms around the knight. "Only you have remained loyal to me: my one trusted knight. Anything in my power I will grant you. Name it and it is yours." Alas, Sir Galahad was speechless. Which knight of the Round Table was appointed Camelot's official chef? Sir Loin. LAWYERS