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A talmudist goes to Moscow... After months of negotiation with the authorities, a Talmudist from Odessa was finally granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop, a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young man and he thought: This fellow doesn't look like a peasant, so if he is no peasant he probably comes from this district. If he comes from this district, then he must be Jewish because this is, after all, a Jewis…

Don't step on the pink cloud Three friends, Sarah, Emily, and Rachel were in a terrible car accident and died. They ended up at the gates of heaven. There was an angel standing there waiting to welcome them, and at the end of his welcome speech, he warned ""no matter what you do, don't ever step on the pink cloud"". Thus, the three friends went their separate ways. A year later, they decided to meet and catch up. Sarah said that she would be coming with her new husband she met in heaven. The mom…

Butch the Rooster Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to …

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian? Because I've me herbivore.

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew Sarah and Jim were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others so he suspected that they might be up to some funny business. The following day he paid them a visit. ""Is anything funny going on here""? he asked. ""What do you mean by that?"" the pair asked back. ""I mean you're…