#rusty

Rusty the dog Rusty had a great bushy tail and lived his life in a bar. One night, Rusty gets hit by a car. His tail is the only thing left, so the barmaid preserves it. One night at midnight, the barmaid is about to close up when the ghost of Rusty walks back in, sans tail. ""I want my tail back!"" says the canine revanent. The barmaid smiles wryly ""Sorry Rusty, but we don't retail spirits after ten"".

A man is watching the news... And the news has a breaking alert, informing locals that the silver-back gorilla at the zoo has broken out. If they see the gorilla, they are to call the number listed on the screen if they see the gorilla. He walks into the kitchen to grab a beer and notices out his window, that the gorilla is sitting in his tree. He runs back to the tv, grabs his phone, and calls the number. ""The gorilla is in my backyard!"" He says. ""We will send someone right over."" Responds …

Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly

best men's joke ever The guy sent this letter to the men's magazine. I need advice and its emergency! Not long ago i started realizing that my wife is cheating on me!Very obvious:if someone calls her and im around-she just hangs up on them, she have girls nights with her girlfriends way to often and when i ask who is all gonna be there she says that i dont know them, i always wait for a cab she takes when she comes home but she ask them to drop her off one block away so i would not know what the…

My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if she needed some help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is s…

Rusty A guy is driving to his girlfriends house to pick her up for a date. The problem is he has terrible gas and it stinks. He is farting all the way there and all the way up to the front door. He's still farting when she opens it unexpectedly. "Come in silly. Why are you just standing there?" She asks. "I'm just finishing my makeup. Come meet my dad and I'll be right down." He meets the dad who invites him to have a seat across the living room from him. They make small talk until the famil…

Professional Help A woman hurried to a pharmacy to pick up the medication. When she got back to the car, she found her keys locked inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old motor- cycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my h…

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.