Horse problems A classic I first heard from my grandpa. Rufus and Ludgate, a couple of rather rural neighbors, each decided to buy a horse one summer. Since they were neighbors, they decided it made sense to pasture the horses together in the same field. Before turning them loose, they talked about how to tell them apart. After endless ideas, Rufus finally said to Ludgate, ""Well, why don't I cut the mane short on mine, and you cut the tail short on yours?"" This seemed like the perfect solution…