#robin-williams

My favorite Robin Williams joke U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly. As he claps, he tells the crowd, ""Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."" And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts ""Then stop clappin' your hands!"" Thanks, Robin.

Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught.

Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8

Robin Williams It's a shame about robin Williams, but it's his own Damn fault. He should have listened to tinkerbell when she said ""think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts""

Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.

Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything.""

robin williams punchlines were always on point i never thought he would ultimately leave us hanging

RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though

Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire.

Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter

Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire.

Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire.

Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes

I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well.

This is for Robin Williams A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'" The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the great clown Pagliacci. He's hysterically funny and will make you laugh til you cry. You will experience a joy unprecedented." The man bursts into tears. The doctor, confused ask…

Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is. Electrical engineer: "surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry." Mechanical engineer: "no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer." Civil engineer: "God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area." *^\(the* *^joke*…

A woman goes to a plastic surgeon, A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and she's very nervous. The surgeon says "Would you mind if I numb your breasts?" The woman meekly replies that that would be favourable. Surgeon says "Numnumnumnum!" - credit goes to Robin Williams in *Bicentennial Man*

What's the difference between a Tornado, and a divorce in the south? Nothing. Somebody is losing a trailer. -Robin Williams

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping? Good Will Hunting

People say to me Jesus was not Jewish ## I say ofcourse he was Jewish + 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents + Working in his father's business + His mother thought he was God's gift ## He's Jewish. Give it up **** _by Robin Williams_ Happy Birthday Robin!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?,"Nothing someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What do you call a man with his hand up a horses ass? An Amish mechanic. A favorite from Robin Williams

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado? Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it