If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?

I heard Matt Damon took it real hard when he heard Robin Williams died. I just hope he remembers. It's not your fault. It's not your fault...

I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry.

If a tree falls in the woods.. ..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber