#pearl-harbor

I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said "sank you." So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that

How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?

I'll be remembering Pearl Harbor by getting bombed this evening.

So a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy are drinking in a bar... ...so they're talking and drinking and all of a sudden out of nowhere the Jewish guy hauls off and hits the Chinese guy in the face, knocking him off his bar stool. The Chinese guy is incredulous, ""what the hell was that for?!"" The Jew replies, ""that was for Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese guy, eager to set him straight says, ""That was the Japanese you idiot not the Chinese!"" So the Jew apologizes and they continue drinking. A few minut…

A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument... A Chinaman and a Jew are in a racist argument when the Jew rears back and punches the Chinaman in the nose. The Chinaman says, ""What was that for?"" The Jew responds, ""That was for Pearl Harbor you son of a bitch."" The Chinaman looks confused and says, ""Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese. I'm Chinese!"" So the Jew says, ""Japanese. Chinese. What's the difference?!"" Then the Chinaman rears back and punches the Jew in the nose. The Jew say…

I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*

I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street. Afterwards he said, ""Sank you."" So I punched him in the face. He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that.

Today I saw a Japanese man rushing to the elevator The door was closing, so I held it open for him. He replied with, ""Sank you"". Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?

My grandfather never forgave the Japanese for Pearl Harbor... ...until I explained to him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said ""Sank you."" Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?

Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Asian drivers are so bad that some speculate that Pearl Harbor might have been an accident

A rabbi walks into a Chinese bar ...and orders a beer. He chugs it, leans over the counter, and punches the bartender on the nose, saying ""That was for Pearl Harbor!"" The bartender is furious. ""Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese, you idiot! I'm Chinese!"" The rabbi shrugs. ""Ach, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference? Come on, I'll buy you a drink to make up for it."" The bartender nods assent and produces two more beers. He downs his in one gulp, then leans over and punches the rabbi in …

A Chinese man and a Jew are having a conversation. All of a sudden the Jew punches the Chinese man. ""What was that for?"" said the Chinese man. ""Pearl Harbor,"" said the Jew. ""That was the Japanese!"" ""Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"" So they continue on their conversation when the Chinese man kung-fu's the living shit out of the Jew. ""What was that for?"" said the Jew. ""The sinking of the *Titanic!*"" said the Chinese man. ""That was an iceberg!"" ""Iceberg, Goldberg, what's th…

So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared.

A Chinese Guy And A Jewish Guy are in a bar (Racist) After drinking for a while, the Jewish guy gets up and beats the shit out of the chinese guy. Chinese guy: What dat faw? Jewish Guy: That's For Pearl Harbor Chinese Guy: Pearl Harbor? Dat Japanese. I chinese! Jewish Guy: Chinese, japanese, same shit. The two continue drinking until the chinese guy gets up and beats the hell out of the Jewish guy. Jewish Guy: What was that for? Chinese Guy: Dat faw Titanic. Jewish Guy: Titanic, what are you tal…

Jewish man and a Chinese man in a conversation... Jewish: I hate You. Chinese: For what? Jewish: Pearl Harbor Chinese: Those were Japanese. I'm a Chinese. Jewish: What's the difference? Chinese: I also hate you for Titanic. Jewish: An iceberg sunk the Titanic. Chinese: Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?

A Jew and Chinese man are arguing... ...when the jewish man says to the Chinese man, ""well you bombed Pearl Harbor!"" The Chinese man replies, ""That wasn't me, it was the Japanese!"" The jewish man says "" Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man then says to the Jewish man, ""well you sank the Titanic!"" Then jewish man replies, ""that wasn't me, it was an iceberg!"" The Chinese man says,""Iceberg Goldberg, same thing.""

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.. A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, ""What the hell was that for?"" The produce…

Not realizing today's date, I just made a Pearl Harbor joke to someone... Needless to say, it bombed.

Asians are such bad drivers.. I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

Just held the door for an Asian guy and he said ""Sank you"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.

A Jewish man walks into a bar... ... and sits down on the only available stool next to a Chinese man. The Jew looks over and says, ""Ugh, I hate the Chinese!"" The Chinese man says,""Why!? What did we ever do to you?"" The Jewish man says, ""You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"" ""That was the Japanese, you idiot!"" ""Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man is furious and storms out of the bar. The next day, the same Chinese guy goes to the same bar and sits down at the only stool next to the…

I just held the door open for a Japanese guy and he said, ""Sank you"" So I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor just like that.