A Jewish man walks into a bar... ... and sits down on the only available stool next to a Chinese man. The Jew looks over and says, ""Ugh, I hate the Chinese!"" The Chinese man says,""Why!? What did we ever do to you?"" The Jewish man says, ""You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"" ""That was the Japanese, you idiot!"" ""Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man is furious and storms out of the bar. The next day, the same Chinese guy goes to the same bar and sits down at the only stool next to the same Jewish man. The Chinese man looks over and says, ""You know what? I hate Jewish people!"" The Jew responds, ""Why!? What did we ever do to you?"" ""You guys sunk the Titanic!"" ""That wasn't us! That was an iceberg!"" The Chinese guy says, ""Iceberg, Rosenberg, same thing!""