A British girl meets a guy... And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it. ""Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"" Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said ""Oh honey... ... *he's a keeper*""

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A Chinese Guy And A Jewish Guy are in a bar (Racist) After drinking for a while, the Jewish guy gets up and beats the shit out of the chinese guy. Chinese guy: What dat faw? Jewish Guy: That's For Pearl Harbor Chinese Guy: Pearl Harbor? Dat Japanese. I chinese! Jewish Guy: Chinese, japanese, same shit. The two continue drinking until the chinese guy gets up and beats the hell out of the Jewish guy. Jewish Guy: What was that for? Chinese Guy: Dat faw Titanic. Jewish Guy: Titanic, what are you tal

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