A British girl meets a guy... And they hit it off immediately. The girl goes to her dad the next day to tell him about it. ""Oh, dad, he's just the sweetest! He loves dancing and photography, he's great with kids, and he volunteers at an animal shelter. He's funny, handsome, a great listener, oh! and he's a goalie for a local football team. Oh dad, what do you think?"" Her dad looked at her with an odd expression and said ""Oh honey... ... *he's a keeper*""
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