#new-york-state

TIFU by taking a man into my home. I really need to vent. I'm just so sick of people, I can't believe it. I have had enough!!!! I'll never help anyone again......EVER!! I'm just DONE with people! Yesterday, I decided to take a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for the guy. Poor thing was standing out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!! NOTHING! Oh, and the last straw?!?! The realiz…

NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

A cop catches a Z4 with European plates doing 134 in upstate New York, so the cop gets out calling for backup and shouts ""Keep your hands on the wheel!"" while approaching the driver's side. He instructs the driver to lower the window. It's a pale bald guy wearing a dark turtleneck and thick plastic eyeglasses. ""Ja? I vas just admiring Ihre Autobahn. There is eine Art von Problem?"" ""Yeah, buddy,"" says the cop. ""This isn't 'ear auto bahn.' You're in New York State, and you have to respect O…