#nazi-germany

Three Clowns In the days just before he began his reign of terror in Nazi Germany, Hitler was talking to one of his few close friends. ""I have this great idea, called the Final Solution. I'm going to kill all of the Jews in the world, and three clowns."" His friend looks at him, a bit puzzled, and says, ""Well, Hitler, I guess I'm a little confused as to where the three clowns factor in to all of this."" ""See!"", exclaimed Hitler. ""No one cares about the Jews!""

What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch.

Bombs & Berries So during World War 2 it was super cold in Nazi Germany. The American troops were told if they were ever in a rough situation, to look for frozen squirrls at the base of trees, and place the frozen squirrl between their thighs to warm it up; The squirls would be so gratefull for the rescue, they would scurry off and find some of it's little squirly stashed food, and share it with the rescuer. A news reporter recently interviewd surviving veterans, and one told his story. ""We…

Nazi Germany Its 1944 in Nazi Germany. At a concentration camp, a group of jewish prisoners are being led to the most recent building. Not long after its construnction, rumors of dreadful gaschambers had started to spread among the prisoners. Though none of those were confirmed. As they enter the building, the prisoners are ordered to take of their clothes and enter a hall with faucets on the ceiling, as they will be taking a group shower. When the door of the showerhall closes several people go…

My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again.

u/Sid_Burn talks about jokes in Nazi Germany. The quality of the jokes are pretty good. Here's the link :[http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2ec7av/what_was_comedy_like_in_nazi_germany/cjy52g4](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2ec7av/what_was_comedy_like_in_nazi_germany/cjy52g4)

Jew sits on a bus in Nazi Germany and reads a Nazi newspaper. Someone sitting next to him asks "Why are you, a Jew, reading a Nazi newspaper?" The Jew answers "Look, I'm broke, I hate my job. my wife's a terror, and my children are brats. But I get to ride the bus half an hour every day and read the paper. What should I do? Read the Jewish papers, with stories like 'Synagogue Vandalized' or 'Family Gets Driven from Their Home Town'? Not when I can read the Nazi newspapers and see 'Jews Seize Co…

A Jew in Nazi Germany Reads a Nazi Newspaper A Jew is on the bus in Nazi Germany and sees another Jew reading Der Stuermer. He asks him why he's reading that. The Jew with the paper answers "Look, I got plenty of troubles at home and at work. The only time I can relax is on the bus. You think I want to read stories like 'Synagogues Vandalized Again' or 'Property of Jews seized?' Not when I can read the Nazi newspapers and see 'Jews Take Over the Banks!' or 'Jews Take Over the Universities!' Th…

What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers

Why did Germans in Nazi Germany say "Heil Hitler"? Because they were secretly saying "Heil Wichser!"

What do you call a frozen raindrop in Nazi Germany? A Heilstone