#penn-state

I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.

Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet.

Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.

I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver.

With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State

Three men at a Urinal Three men are standing at a urinal taking a piss. One from Penn State, one from Michigan State, and one from OSU. The first two finish and walk over to wash their hands. The man from Penn State soaps up and washes all the way up to his elbows. He looks over at the other man and says "" They taught us Cleanliness at Penn State."" The man from Michigan State sniffs derisively then proceeds to wash only his finger tips, turning on the water only to rinse off the soap. ""They t…

Muck Fichigan There are an Ohio State fan, Michigan fan, and Penn State fan that all find themselves lost in a desert in the middle east. Finally after many hours of wandering around, they happen upon giant palace. Before they can make it up to the entrance, the guards capture them and take them down to the dungeon. After a little while the Prince comes down and begins to explain to them why they are here. He says that in his culture, trespassing is an offense punishable by 100 lashings directly…

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: ""Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?"" The first coach said ""I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games 19 bowl victories 2 national championships and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The …

Definitely a repost but it will make some people laugh. At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that afte…

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.

Definitely a repost but it will make some people laugh. At Penn State University

What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers