Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things: ""Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?"" The first coach said ""I'm Joe Paterno. I coached Penn State from 1966 to 2000. I won 300 games 19 bowl victories 2 national championships and won Coach of the Year 4 times. The people of Pennsylvania think I'm great."" God said ""Fine Joe stand at my right side."" The next person said ""I'm Bobby Bowden. I coached Florida State University from 1980 to 2000. I had a .816 win percentage played in 14 bowl games without a loss and won a national championship after beating Nebraska. The people of Florida think I'm great."" God said ""Fine Bobby stan d at my left side."" The third coach stood before God and said ""I'm Bob Stoops. I took over a storied Oklahoma program that had won 6 national championships and held many NCAA records but had fallen to the lowest of the low. In the 3 years prior to me taking over the Sooners they went 3-8 (worst season in 102 years of football) 4-8 and 5-6 beating Texas only once and not beating Colorado or Nebraska not to mention losing to OSU. I coached the Sooners for a season and a half going 7-5 in my first year beating a top-15 Texas A&M with my unranked team and taking the Sooners to a bowl game. 7 games into my second season we were undefeated and I took the Sooners to #1 in the AP poll Coaches poll and BCS poll. We beat #10 Texas 63-14 #2 Kansas State in Manhattan 41-31 and #1 Nebraska 31-14. Our quarterback was the frontrunner for the Heisman trophy we were in the driver's seat for the national championship and th e people of Oklahoma think you are sitting in my chair.""