#mr-paddywack

I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ""What do you have for collateral? "" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. "" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and …

Bank loan A frog walked into a loan office to ask for a loan and the loan officers name was Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asked for collatoral as they always did and the frog said, ""I only have this little porcelin elephant."" The loan officer had said that it wasn't really collatoral, but he would ask his manager. The frog added ""oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger."" The loan officer went to his manager and said, ""There is a frog out there who only has a small porcelin elephant, and he mentio…

Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan. He meets the loan officer whose name is Mr. Paddywack. Paddywack says what can I do for you Kermit? Kermit says I'd like to get a loan for $20,000. Well that's a lot of money Kermit. What kind of collateral do you have asks Paddywack. Kermit tells him I have a grey ceramic elephant. Paddywack says that's a little unusual. But you're a big star and all. I'll go and ask the bank manager. So Paddywack goes into the manager's office and says Kermi…

A Frog Walks Into A Bank and approaches the teller who's name is John Paddywack. ""I would like to take out a loan for $100,000"" the frog declares. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says ""Since you don't have any credit with this bank you'll need a cosigner."" ""No Problem"" says the frog ""My father is Mick Jagger and he'll cosign the loan for me."" ""Well you'll also need some collateral"" Mr. Paddywack countered. ""Will this work?"" Asks the frog and pulls from his pocket a mishappen Budd…

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral the frog held out his hand. ""What's that?"" asked Mr. Paddywack but the frog could not talk. So Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. ""Oh"" said the manager ""that's a knickknack Paddywack give the frog a…

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says ""What do you have for collateral?"" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson the bank manager to approve this."" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and comes back. Two minutes later Mr. Larson comes out with the elephan…