I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ""What do you have for collateral? "" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. "" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and comes back. Two minutes later, Mr. Larson comes out with the elephant and says, ""It's a knick-knack Paddywack, give the frog a loan A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, ""Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago? ""The businessman replies, ""That's the accountant we're looking for. "" A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. ""If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off? "" he asked her. The secretary replied, ""Everything but my earrings. "" A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church. The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, ""And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention.... ""