Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan. He meets the loan officer whose name is Mr. Paddywack. Paddywack says what can I do for you Kermit? Kermit says I'd like to get a loan for $20,000. Well that's a lot of money Kermit. What kind of collateral do you have asks Paddywack. Kermit tells him I have a grey ceramic elephant. Paddywack says that's a little unusual. But you're a big star and all. I'll go and ask the bank manager. So Paddywack goes into the manager's office and says Kermit the Frog is here. The manager says what does he want Paddywack? He wants a loan for $20,000. Well what kind of collateral does he have, the manager asks. Paddywack says he has a grey ceramic elephant. The manager says... It's a knick Knack Paddywack. Give the frog a loan.