A Frog Walks Into A Bank and approaches the teller who's name is John Paddywack. ""I would like to take out a loan for $100,000"" the frog declares. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says ""Since you don't have any credit with this bank you'll need a cosigner."" ""No Problem"" says the frog ""My father is Mick Jagger and he'll cosign the loan for me."" ""Well you'll also need some collateral"" Mr. Paddywack countered. ""Will this work?"" Asks the frog and pulls from his pocket a mishappen Buddha figurine made out of bronze. ""Well maybe. Lets' go ask the bank manager."" Says Paddywack and the two go back to the bank manager where Paddywack explains the situation. ""And so what should I do? I don't even know what this thing is!"" Paddywack tells the bank manager while showing him the Buddha. The bank manager replies ""It's a knick-knack Paddywhack. Give the Frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."" This is how it was told to me but this joke has also been told about 6 months ago in this sub [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1e6vqx/a_frog_goes_into_a_bank_and_approaches_the_teller/).