#mr-dog

DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. ""Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog."" The farmer replied, ""Well, you know, dogs don't talk."" The ventriloquist said, ""You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"" dogThe farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. …

A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan... The teller says ""What collateral are you offering?"" The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says ""Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."" The teller says ""I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still going to have to ask for collateral."" The dog hands him a ceramic elephant. Confused the teller goes to his manager and tells him the story. He says ""I don't know…

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. ""Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog."" The farmer replied, ""Well, you know, dogs don't talk."" The ventriloquist said, ""You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"" The farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. ""H…

A dog walks into a bar A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a dog." "I see your eyes are working," replies the dog. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," says the dog. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," says the barman as he pulls the dog's pint. "It's just we don't get many dogs in this pub. What are you…