#mr-farmer

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. ""Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog."" The farmer replied, ""Well, you know, dogs don't talk."" The ventriloquist said, ""You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"" dogThe farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. …

The Farmer and the Alien A farmer is tending his field one morning when a UFO zips across the sky and lands directly in his corn field. The farmer looks puzzled and walks up to the craft. A tall alien steps out and greets the farmer. ""Hello Mr. Farmer, I have a deal for you. I will give you a million dollars for all the sheep on your farm."" The farmer thinks for a minute, and says ""Well, sure, that sounds like a good deal."". The alien hands him a briefcase with one million dollars in it, and…

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. ""Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog."" The farmer replied, ""Well, you know, dogs don't talk."" The ventriloquist said, ""You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"" The farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. ""H…

Talking with animals. A princess was passing by a small farm and sees the farmer taking care of his animals, she then decide to have a little chat. Princess: Good morning Mr. Farmer, that's a cute dog that you have! Mind if I speak with him? The farmer, a bit confused: Of course, but I'm afraid my dog can't speak, your Highness. Princess: Hello little dog, how are you? Dog: I'm very good your Highness! The farmer looks extremely shocked Princess: It's this farmer your owner? How does …