Talking with animals. A princess was passing by a small farm and sees the farmer taking care of his animals, she then decide to have a little chat. Princess: Good morning Mr. Farmer, that's a cute dog that you have! Mind if I speak with him? The farmer, a bit confused: Of course, but I'm afraid my dog can't speak, your Highness. Princess: Hello little dog, how are you? Dog: I'm very good your Highness! The farmer looks extremely shocked Princess: It's this farmer your owner? How does he treat you? Dog: Yes, he is, your Highness! He treats me real good. Feeds me great food and take me to hunt ducks with him! The princess then look to the horse and start talking. Princess: Good morning horse! Are you working hard today? The horse promptly responds: Horse: Indeed I am, your Highness! I always work hard along with the farmer! The farmer is looking absolutely dumbfounded at this point. Princess: And he treats you good? Horse:Yes he does! He feeds me with fresh food and brushes me down very often! He also gave me a nice barn where I feel protected at night! The princess then turns her eyes to the sheep and friendly says: Hello fluffy sheep! And how you have been treated? At this moment the farmer starts screaming: THE SHEEP IS A LIAR! THE SHEEP IS A LIAR!